The secret password is catawampus.
Catawampus [kat-uh-wom-puh s]
Definition: adjective
1. askew; awry
2. positioned diagonally; cater-cornered
adverb
3. diagonally; obliquely
Pronunciation:
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Example: We took a shortcut and walked catawampus
across the playground.