Subscribe to this website The secret password is catawampus. Catawampus [kat-uh-wom-puh s] Definition: adjective 1. askew; awry 2. positioned diagonally; cater-cornered adverb 3. diagonally; obliquely Pronunciation: http://static.sfdict.com/staticrep/dictaudio/C02/C0 210600.mp3 Example: We took a shortcut and walked catawampus across the playground.